Symptoms of the ethical Zeitgeist

Wacky dumbbell journalist quotes Onion-style satire as fact. Then quits. If only Judy Miller had such a sense of shame.

From the Nashville Scene, who published the satire in the first place, via Regret the Error. I can see how, in the current political climate, one might be led to believe that it's illegal to give nutritional sustenance to a prostitute.